16 ways to take a walk … hmm … ummm…gosh! I don’t know! What is it about the number 16 anyway? Why is that number so enticing? Why not 17, or even 18? How about 21? Or 5 or 10? Is 16 the average amount of things needed to jog your memory, make it move from one step to the other so fast that your mind does not have the chance to question? What about the number 32? … hmm … yes, I suppose 32 ways to take a walk would be asking way too much within this space of time … so, okay, fine, here are 16 ways to take a walk:
place one foot in front of the other, count 16 steps on the right foot, then count 16 steps on the left foot and you’ll get a total of 32 steps in the right direction. However if you’d prefer to move in the wrong direction then you’ll need to take 17 steps backwards with your left foot and 18 steps backwards with your right foot and then turn yourself around 16 times 16 times 16 and then you’ll be going exactly where you want to go!
Oh wait! Crap! That’s only one way! Well, I guess that’s the only way that matters!
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